Welcome to Electrica Somnia!


Why Electrica Somnia? Latin for Electric Dreams - but of course, you knew that. I enjoy a bit of sci-fi and the newsletter name is a nod to Philip K Dick (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?)

I am an unpublished author of children’s and YA fiction. This newsletter is partly to document my journey to become published as an older writer in a genre that I feel has ‘lost’ its way and partly for me to share all the weird and wonderful stuff I come across and links to interesting and off-the-wall content.

What about me? Well, I was born in the UK to a White British father and a Burmese/Indian mother, but spent 22 years growing up in Hong Kong. I settled back in the UK just as Hong Kong was ceded back to China.

I have had many jobs from owning a bar to working as a social worker with teens with disabilities to being a Health Outreach Worker in the NHS with teens on the autistic spectrum. I have also variously been a school caretaker, a DJ, bartender, warehouse stocker, waiter, Rave organiser, office boy in a sports club, graphic designer and many more smaller jobs over the years. Now I own a business that provides after-school sports clubs and holiday clubs for primary-school aged children.

I have always wanted to be come a writer for children and I have written a few novels and younger children’s picture books - but I’ve never had the guts to try and publish them…until now.

So, why should you subscribe? - because you know you want to. Oh, and you’ll get access to an exciting newsletter and share my journey to becoming a famous children’s author - or my journey of ‘how I ended up on the slush pile - again!’ and ignominious despair. Either way, I’m sure you’ll find it entertaining.

  • Paid subscribers to Electrica Somnia usually hear from me once a week on Mondays - maybe more in the holidays.

  • Paid subscribers will receive exclusive chapters from forthcoming stories, along with weekly features like ‘I thought I knew that but I didn’t’, where I chat about being astounded by something I have recently discovered or I share my pièce de résistance, ‘Extraordinary Lives of Ordinary People’ where I interview the common person on the street (or someone of interest that I’m connected to) and [insert fanfare] once I have mastered how to podcast - you’ll have that too!

  • You will also be privy to the trials and tribulations of how I go about trying to get published traditionally and via KDP on Amazon.

  • Paid Subscribers will also be the very first ones to hear about any new books, projects, or announcements that I’m working on. 

  • Plus - You’ll get to see pictures of my two dogs, Echo and Koda and their never-ending mission to catch pesky squirrels, get recipes for my favourite cocktails, be subjected to my ‘record of the week’ where I chat about a song/album that someone has recommended.

  • Unpaid subscribers will still get a round-up of the juicy stuff every once in a while, too.

Paid subscriptions enable me to bring you better content and to focus on what I’m good at, telling stories for children.

Current subscriptions are £5 a month or £50 a year ( bargain!)

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Hang on…I’ve just read all the above. That’s a tall order to complete in a week! I guess if you subscribe I’ll be held accountable. Tally Ho, old bean!

Yours,

Simon JJ Green

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I’m a writer of children's and YA fiction. I have come to writing later in life as many escapades and deeds of derring-do had gotten in the way. I’ve had most of my adventures, so I'm ready to write new adventures for our children and grandchildren.